The sequel to Masti easily wins the crassest movie of the year award. Needless to say, it neither impressed dopers, dope-movie enthusiasts or zombie fans. Go Goa Gone was India’s first doper/zombie movie (yes it was a first in two genres), which featured Saif Ali Khan playing a blonde Russian Mafiosi. A motley collection of older Sanjay Dutt movies where he played cops and gangsters, the movie sunk without a trace.
Ironically, before Sanjay Dutt was sent to jail, he released a movie called Policegiri where he brushes his teeth with beer. The remake of the film featured a completely expressionless Ram Charan and Priyanka Chopra in a very perverted song which left the audience wondering why their favourite 70s classic had been ripped apart like this. Inspector Vijay remains Bollywood’s one of the most iconic characters which gave birth to the angry young man. The umpteenth take on Romeo and Juliet paired the gorgeous looking pair of Ranveer Singh and Deepika Padukone but had little else to offer except meaningless bloodshed and over-the-top making out. The worst of the lot was Akshay Kumar’s Boss which had an old-school Bollywood track, bizarre jokes and Kumar as a sort of rustic, Haryanvi businessman/gangster.Įarlier called Ram-Leela until it hurt religious sentiments (it’s very hard to figure out what hurts religious sentiments), the movie was a typical Sanjay Leela Bhansali flick with wild colours. Salman Khan brought the rustic, chauvinist male protagonist back to Indian cinema and since then every major actor has been trying to remake the movie in their own brand.
By the end of it the audience were left wondering whether they came to watch a movie or one very long, cumbersome advertisement. Hrithik worked really hard to get in shape for the flick and told media outlets a million times how he did it. Hrithik Roshan’s superhero flick was a long montage of product placements, Hollywood superhero movies and convoluted logic. One half were left wondering what was going on thanks to the Tamil dialogues without subtitles, while those who could understand were deeply offended by the racial stereotyping of South Indians. Shahrukh Khan and Rohit Shetty collaborated to give us a movie that bemused the entire audience. People with two brain cells to rub together were left questioning how the man who had enthralled us in movies like Rang De Basanti, Lagaan, Three Idiots, Dil Chahta Hai and Taare Zameen Par could be part of this mediocre mishmash of half-a-dozen Hollywood movies. Here are the top 10 movies that insulted our intelligence (in no particular order):īilled as India’s greatest action-heist flick, the recently released movie left us deeply disappointed. The only common factor? The makers deeply insulted our senses and burnt a hole in our pockets. Some of these movies actually made tonnes of money, while others sunk without a trace.
As far as Bollywood goes, every year we are bombarded with movies of varying degrees of awfulness and we were truly disappointed with the fare dished out in 2013.
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